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What's up with all the lame Mas Selamat jokes?!This is the lamest so far:Person A: Hey, do you know where Mas Selamat is hiding?Person B: I don't know. Where?Person A: He's hiding in the MAS building!Okay, go ahead. Roll your eyes. I'm rolling mine as well.The BEST amongst the lame Mas Selamat jokes I've heard so far is from Harlyn:Harlyn: Hey Babe, did you hear that Mas …
There is nothing that will make one in her late 20s feel as old as she is, than a trip to Far East Plaza.Seriously!I usually don't plan to shop but instinctively, I head for Far East Plaza when I feel like walking around. Maybe because it was a place I frequented many years ago.Anyway. The moment I stepped in, I felt 10 years older. I repeat. Older. Not younger.It was like …
I have just signed up for the Reebok Pink Ribbon Walk 2008 which will be held on 4 Oct 2008!This event is jointly organized by Breast Cancer Foundation and Reebok. Approximately 4,000 people will be taking part in the event aimed at emphasising the importance of a healthy lifestyle to reduce the likelihood of contracting breast cancer.The walk will be held along the Singapore …
Some of you may remember my moment of pride when I stood up against an Auntie in the train. [READ HERE]Last night, something else happened. I was walking around the hawker centre deciding on what to eat. And you know when you walk and look, you concentrate on the stalls rather than what's in front of you. I mean, you know how to avoid tables and chairs but people, sometimes …
For the last 2 days or so, Singapore has been on a frantic search for Mas Selamat. If you're living in Singapore and currently scratching your head trying to figure out whether Mas Selamat is some hot eligible bachelor that's looking for his dream girl, please do us all a favour and smack yourself silly already ok!I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting rather jittery …
I hardly dreamt last night coz first of all, it took me ages to actually fall asleep [all thanks to a nice cold ice-blended mocha], and when I actually did eventually doze off, I kept waking up in the middle of the night because of the neighbour's coughing and loud throat clearing 'KA-PTUI' sounds. And plus the fact that a neighbour from the opposite block thought that …
My primary love language is probablyQuality Timewith a secondary love language beingActs of Service*****************************Complete set of results:Quality Time: 12Acts of Service: 7Words of Affirmation: 5Receiving Gifts: 4Physical Touch: 2InformationUnhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love …
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I was on my way home last night after dinner with my cousin Michele and was just observing and thinking about the many different kinds of women around.We're all XYs but yet we are so different in many ways.Here are my observations:Just a warning, this post is not meant to cause anyone any harm. If you think you will be insulted then don't read. If you want to read, then feel …
Some of the calls I get on a daily basis that never fails to make my eyes roll.... [Ring Ring]Caller A: Hello, are you NUS?Me: No I am NOT a university! ------- [Ring Ring]Me: Good morning, Alyson speaking. Caller B: Is that Alyson? ------- [Ring Ring](Conversation bla bla)Caller C: What your name ah?Me: Alyson. I'll spell it for you. …
I have a theory about people. Some people believe that we change with time and we get stronger, we get weaker. We get better and we get worse. Some even believe that we can reform, or conversely, backslide into the dark abyss.I believe that a person never changes. The core of a person remains though the manifestation of that core may differ. Whether we're innately good or …
Some situations that I really can't comprehend:1. Why toilet seats in ladies toilets have pee (and sometimes even traces of pubic hair) on them.2. How my Soya Bean drink can go half empty after I've just drank half a glass from the office fridge when there are messages like "POISON" and "Don't even think about it!" written very clearly on the box.3. How some people can ask …
I've personally never really read the book of the same title but I do know they are cautious to remind us that our gene's act "selfishly" not out of a conscious endevor but by insticnt (self-preservation and all that jazz...). Something about it being part of Darwinian evolutionary yah-dah yah-dah yah-dah and how its the fundamental "point" of all genes to self-preserve and …
I went for my annual medical check-up today. The part of medical check-ups which I absolutely dread the most is not sharp needles poking at me drawing 3 vials of blood, yeah I dread the re …
It must've been the way I slept, but I woke up this morning with a big stiff one. Maybe it was the way I had the pillows last night. I couldn't even turn properly, every time I did I felt pain. A sharp pain. I haven't felt pain from it being stiff in a long time.Maybe I slept with the pillows too high. I couldn't even turn my head to the left. It's been awhile since that's …
You know those moments when someone somewhere makes you very angry and you somehow take it because you're stunned for the moment but 2 minutes later, the perfect rebuttal hits you?And then you think to yourself, "Aiyah, if only I had thought of it just now! Tsk!... Never mind, next time! Grr!"For the first time in my life, this morning, my perfect rebuttal came to me exactly …
Ladies, have you ever been in that situation?You've just come out of a movie, and you're dying to pee. Your bladder's almost going to burst because you didn't want to waste your money on 5 minutes away from the cinema screen to pee.You rush out of the cinema, look for the toilet, and you see the sign that shows two very stiff characters of opposite gender.OH JOY!And then you …
I ordered 204 donuts for the office yesterday.Yeah, you read it rite, 204! TWO HUNDRED AND FOUR DONUTS!And to be specific, it was 204 MUNCHY DONUTS!Like a good girl, I only had 2 donuts..Okay lah, 3 donuts and they were absolutely yummy.I think all of us turned into "Homers" for a while.Here are the pics of the yummy 'evil' donuts! :)
Once upon a time I was dubbed shopping queen. I could even find a good buy in the last 5 minutes before the shuttle bus pulls away for the airport.Yesterday, after attending my wellness course (yes, I need to attend a course on how to treat myself right) and after getting my hair washed, trimmed and treated (ooo...its nice and light now), and with time to spare, not wanting …
TalkingCock.com brings you a handy guide to help you spot Mas Alamak which you can print out and keep inside your wallet, just in case..
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