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Why Singapore was Passed Over for the Olympic Torch Relay

Taken from Talkingcock.comIt’s a real mystery why China didn’t choose Singapore to host part of the global Olympic Torch Relay. I mean, we’re supposed to be such close buddies, right? And we’re ethnically compatible. Our roads are so clean and so nice. Some more, we won’t even allow a kucing kurap guy like Chee Don Juan to protest, you think we’ll allow the Dalai Lama? We’d have made things really easy for China, but instead they chose Thailand lah, Malaysia lah, Indonesia lah, even Australia. Wah lau, let them con us over Suzhou also neh choose us! We speculate why:1. Unlike other countries, Singapore actually wants more of our emigrants. So they must be something wrong.2. Torch banned under No Smoking Campaign.3. Singapore food sucks – not enough yummy mercury and formaldehyde.4. We’ll have to pay a fortune in fines for spitting.5. Singapore cancelled at the last minute – they couldn’t provide enough police escort because everyone kena redeployed to find that Masi Lemak guy.6. All th

 

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