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New guide to parenthood

"If you think childbirth is tough, wait till you try bringing up your child," a friend who has a schooling-age son told me after hearing my repeated whinings about the unavoidable weight gain and stretchmarks during pregnancy. Hokay. So parenting is tough. But surely life would be a lot easier if would-be parents knew the rules of engagement right from the start, yes? So, based on my experience in raising my two younger brothers, I've created this five-pointer guide to new-age parenting. First and foremost, both father and mother must agree on the chosen disciplinary action to avoid confusing the child. So if mummy intends to throw the wretched, screeching child out of the window, daddy must give her full support. Second, parents must discourage their child's attention-seeking nature. So if the child screams for attention when he ought to be sleeping, mummy and daddy must put him in a corner room, turn off the lights, lock the door and proceed to the living room where they will put on some loud music - I

 

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