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How To Use Time Travel To Seduce A Woman
This is fucking hilarious shit i got from Cowboy's blog..Couldnt stop laughing as I read it..a real good perk me up though it's so stupidly amazingly true and possible! Enjoy :)So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.Step Six: Enter your friend's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn y
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