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Gecko phobia

My mother may have a really loud voice, but she never actually raises it to scold me. So yesterday when she yelled my name really loudly, I thought i must have skrewed up something reallllll bad. Fortunately, i'm a good girl, and she was just politely letting me know that she had seen one of the resident fat geckos scurry across the ceiling. Yes, my mum is terrified of geckos, but apparently not terrified enough to prevent her from attempting to murder each and every one that crosses her path in the most cruel ways. "As long as they're dead, it doesn't matter how they die", she says. Her method of choice: baygon. However, we all know that baygon is for insects, and unbeknownst to my mumma all it does to geckos is paralyze them for a while. +1 to the lizards. I'll be the first to say i get upset whenever my mum tries to kill a gecko. Those beady eyed buggers are pretty cute, and they eat insects, so they actually have a purpose for existence, unlike cockroaches.. Speaking of which, i've seen geckos attempt

 

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