Sandee said the Swiss dude is gay.GAH! Why? Why?He's so handsome, so buffed, so well-dressed, so eloquent! What a good waste of a perfect dish!Shucks... I should have guessed. The best looking dudes and the most polished ones are often gay. When I first saw him, I thought, "Whoa. Finally, a looker with charm and taste!" And then Sandee have to just break the bad news.No …