GUA SI HOKKIEN LANG.If your birth certificate states whatever dialect you belong to say Hokkien, Teochew, Cantonese or many others that I don't know how they're titled, BUT WHAT IF YOU DON'T SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE? Why You're as good as eating Mee Siam with Hum can?I love Hokkien. I speak Hokkien. Heck I even type some entries in Hokkien.DAMN I SPEW VULGARITIES IN HOKKIEN WHEN …