This is fucking hilarious shit i got from Cowboy's blog..Couldnt stop laughing as I read it..a real good perk me up though it's so stupidly amazingly true and possible! Enjoy :)So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a …