[starttext]A man wearing a mask bursts int o a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open the f**king safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter.'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold real cash.''Don't argue with me or I'll blow your f**king head off!' She obliges and opens the safe door.'Take one of the bottle and drink it!''But it's …