[starttext]A wife gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from her bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.'What's up?' she asks.'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband.The wife then rushes downstairs, grab the phone but just as she's dialing, her four year old son comes up and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! …