[starttext]Two cowboys are out on the field one night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, 'Ever have cowboy sex?' 'Ain't heard of that one,' says the other cowboy. 'What is it?'Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, 'Boy these feel just like your sister's! and …