With the January transfer looming, there is word that the gaffer, Big Phil, managed to convince Roman Abramovich into spending twenty million pounds, a paltry sum by Abramovich's standards, for a new striker to beef up this season's lacklustre strikeforce which had been suprising held up solely by an in-form Nicolas "The Incredible Sulk" Anelka.Rumour has it that both Zenit …